⭐ White Goodman “Nobody Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood” Tee – County Sports Retro Cinema Edition ⭐

⭐ White Goodman “Nobody Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood” Tee – County Sports Retro Cinema Edition ⭐

If you're a true Dodgeball fan, you already know the greatest villain in the history of overly-aggressive gym ownership: White Goodman, Globo Gym’s perfectly sculpted, overly confident, self-tanning, mustache-twirling icon of rage. And now you can honor his legendary meltdown with this exclusive County Sports “Nobody Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood” t-shirt — the quote heard 'round the dodgeball world.

Featuring White Goodman in peak dramatic form, this shirt captures the exact moment his ego shattered harder than a Globo Gym employee after a mandatory weigh-in. Slip it on and instantly gain +10 intimidation, +5 charisma, and a 60% chance of challenging strangers to a sudden-death dodgeball match.

But wait—there’s more.
Flip to the back, and you’ll find the official ADAA logo (American Dodgeball Association of America), so everyone knows you're fully sanctioned to throw rubber balls at alarming speeds, just like the real pros.

Perfect for:
🔥 Movie buffs who still quote Dodgeball weekly
🔥 People who believe in the five D’s: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive… and Dodge
🔥 Anyone who's ever felt personally victimized by Globo Gym’s Perfect Body campaign
🔥 Fans of unhinged cinematic villainy

Wear it to the gym, to movie night, or to Average Joe’s, where you can dominate the tournament bracket in style. Whether you're team Peter LaFleur, team White Goodman, or just team “let’s watch Dodgeball again,” this shirt guarantees laughs, stares, and possibly a spontaneous duel challenge.

Get yours now before White Goodman buys them all for his personal shrine.

Product: Next Level 6010 Men's Triblend Crew

• 4.3 oz.,

• Tri-blend (50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey)

• Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage

• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar

• Soft, satin label

• Sideseamed

• Shoulder to shoulder taping

• Tear-away label